And remember, MUD spelled backwards is DUM.

Hughes? Hughes?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:26:21 GMT

R.I.P. John.

6 Months Later....

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:15:55 GMT

I finally post again! Jennifer and I went to the Braves game on Tuesday with 2 of my friends. She was sad because we won and she's a Cubs fan.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:48:10 GMT

No, we were not at a Cheech and Chong concert, although I look like I just came from Snoop Dogg's backyard.

Jennifer's pet rabbit, Martin....and me. (Martin is the one with the long ears.) Note to toddskyfire, I don't think it would be a good idea to read him Watership Down.

Which horror movie Villain are you?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Your Result is: You are Jason
You are insanely ugly, you are back from the dead to kill everyone in Crystal Lake...You are a psycho, a murderer, a threat to mankind.

Take Which horror movie Villain are you?

BRILLIANT!

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:38:29 GMT

You say....

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:57:29 GMT

I'm happy once again, and I hope it stays that way.

Because I'm dating Lisa Loeb!
Not really, but the resemblance is kinda spooky. (And I had a big crush on her back in 1994.)

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:03:20 GMT

I have held off on posting this because hasn't the case always been that when I get in this situation I jump the gun, get all excited, post daily activities on the subject, and then weeks later it all falls apart and didn't go the way I wanted it to and I end up looking like a complete idiot?

Answer: Yes.

But this time, I think it is finally going to be different.

Her name is Jennifer. That's all I will say, and will post more details later.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:11:22 GMT

The new trailer for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.
Man, does this look awesome.

.....in the box.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:44:35 GMT

My nephew, Jack.

Same as it ever was...

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:48:28 GMT

I don't care. I'm seeing this movie. Oliver Stone has gone insane and I love it.

Well, hello!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:06:30 GMT

You people can make fun of me all you want for liking Fargo and other comedies by the Coen Brothers, but I'm sorry...I saw Burn After Reading yesterday and it's damn funny. Brad Pitt gives the performance of his career.

I don't think so.

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:26:43 GMT

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:41:01 GMT

I've lost my iPod. :(

What do I do now? Go back to CDs?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:18:48 GMT

As interesting and as cool as this trailer looks, I swear I am so sick and tired of filmmakers thinking that there HAS TO BE some little kid in a horror movie that says stuff like, "Don't be scared, Mommy", or "He just wants to come out and play with us", or any other number of random "chilling kid-lines". Even in The Sixth Sense, which was good, but not great, (it was way over-hyped), Haley Joel Osment got on my nerves. I just wanted to punch him in the face.

It's stupid. It's a crutch. And it was never scary. It's just plain annoying.*

*Footnote: This does not apply to all children in horror films. Considering one of my favorite horror movies is The Omen, that is different. Damien wasn't channeling evil, he WAS evil.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....YEP!"

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:43:05 GMT

I love this show. To see them bust these stupid sickos is just pure entertainment. All these creeps should be locked up and executed.

This is one of my favorites, I can't ever stop laughing at how dumb this guy is. Reminds me a lot of the idiot customers who would come in Wherehouse/Blockbuster from time to time.

Me: "Need some help finding something? Looking for the new Eminem?"

Idiot customer: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....YEP!"

"Never wanted to be a horse so much in my life."

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:37:56 GMT

These lyrics here are self-explanatory, but I think them every night before I go to bed.

You think they could've afforded a thinner horse-riding stunt double, but oh well.

George Carlin (1937-2008)

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:01:19 GMT

We lost one of the greats. He set a standard that will never be equaled.

Mi Familia

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:34:49 GMT

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

I don't play golf anymore, though.

Construction Junction.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:22:58 GMT

The following list are signs I see probably within a 5 mile radius of each other on 85 north from Newnan to Union City as I drive to work every morning.

1) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
2) "Right Shoulder Closed"
3) "Right Lane Closed 1000 Feet"
4) "Road Work Ahead"
5) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
6) "Right Shoulder Closed next 6 miles"
7) "Road Work Ahead"
8) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
9) "Right Lane Closed 1/2 mile"

It almost seems laughable. I hate construction.

Perhaps I will lose it one day and do this:

Wed, 21 May 2008 16:05:22 GMT

A new RED BAND trailer for The Happening. Blink and you'll miss the bloody one-armed man!

TLTQ.

Tue, 20 May 2008 18:46:35 GMT

Last night at the tavern where I play trivia every Monday, this popped up on one of the widescreen TVs on the wall:

Immediately suffering from a 1991 flashback, can somebody please tell me the following:

1) How can this video be so awful and yet the song be so catchy?

2) Did the so-called "writer" of this song just run out of lyrics and couldn't figure out a way to end it so they just had a woman yell "Heeyyyyyyy-heyyyyyyahhhhhhh!" for the remaining 4 minutes of the video?

3) At 5 minutes and 14 seconds, what exactly is that dance that the homies appear to be attempting? Is it an Urban Bunny Hop? I cannot tell.

4) How does one actually become, as it is stated..."Too Legit To Quit"? Is there a certain course that must be passed? Must you wear a badge? And do you receive a diploma for your efforts?

Your comments are welcomed.

Open Wide.

Mon, 12 May 2008 19:34:50 GMT

It's one of the best horror movies I've ever seen.

The trailer:

Why so similar?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:29:07 GMT

Ha ha, I never noticed this.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:36:31 GMT

Well, taking a cue from toddskyfire, here are a few pics of my office.

Computer and Spielberg.

A Sopranos poster that the lovely meropa gave me. Thank you!

Part of my desk. Note the Roger Rabbit, Twin Peaks postcards, and the Pulp Fiction calendar. Ha ha...

Unforgiven, Backdraft, and Godzilla.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:00:50 GMT

It just occurred to me that in all the years of posting on here, I've never displayed pics of the place I call home. Granted, it's not the most fascinating dwelling place in the world, but I love my apartment. I love where I live too because it's just so quiet. (No booming rap music to wake me up and the dog from upstairs seems to have left or gone to the Purina One factory in the sky.)

*Note: These pics aren't the greatest. I just used my camera phone, and it was early in the morning, so I still had eye crusties going on.

My movie spot. I love it. Footnote: That Sony Trinitron and speakers will be replaced by the end of the year with a 52" LCD, a Blu-Ray player, and new Surround Sound.

My Stephen King UK Book Collection. Note the Jack And Sally bookends.

Le Kitchen. And watch out for The Dude!

Dah-dum. Dahhh-dum.

Although you can't see it, that's a Sopranos poster over the fireplace.

I love this table. Thank you Target!

Movie Wall.

A Hummel figurine my wonderful grandmother gave me. That dog seems annoyed.