Current mood:

confused

TLTQ.
Last night at the tavern where I play trivia every Monday, this popped up on one of the widescreen TVs on the wall:



Immediately suffering from a 1991 flashback, can somebody please tell me the following:

1) How can this video be so awful and yet the song be so catchy?

2) Did the so-called "writer" of this song just run out of lyrics and couldn't figure out a way to end it so they just had a woman yell "Heeyyyyyyy-heyyyyyyahhhhhhh!" for the remaining 4 minutes of the video?

3) At 5 minutes and 14 seconds, what exactly is that dance that the homies appear to be attempting? Is it an Urban Bunny Hop? I cannot tell.

4) How does one actually become, as it is stated..."Too Legit To Quit"? Is there a certain course that must be passed? Must you wear a badge? And do you receive a diploma for your efforts?


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