And remember, MUD spelled backwards is DUM.

I finally post again! Jennifer and I went to the Braves game on Tuesday with 2 of my friends. She was sad because we won and she's a Cubs fan.

( Braves vs. Cubs: 6-2-2009 )

No, we were not at a Cheech and Chong concert, although I look like I just came from Snoop Dogg's backyard.




Jennifer's pet rabbit, Martin....and me. (Martin is the one with the long ears.) Note to toddskyfire, I don't think it would be a good idea to read him Watership Down.

Your Result is: You are Jason
You are insanely ugly, you are back from the dead to kill everyone in Crystal Lake...You are a psycho, a murderer, a threat to mankind.

Take Which horror movie Villain are you?

I'm happy once again, and I hope it stays that way.

( CLICK TO SEE WHY )

I have held off on posting this because hasn't the case always been that when I get in this situation I jump the gun, get all excited, post daily activities on the subject, and then weeks later it all falls apart and didn't go the way I wanted it to and I end up looking like a complete idiot?

Answer: Yes.

But this time, I think it is finally going to be different.

Her name is Jennifer. That's all I will say, and will post more details later.

The new trailer for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.
Man, does this look awesome.

My nephew, Jack.





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I don't care. I'm seeing this movie. Oliver Stone has gone insane and I love it.

You people can make fun of me all you want for liking Fargo and other comedies by the Coen Brothers, but I'm sorry...I saw Burn After Reading yesterday and it's damn funny. Brad Pitt gives the performance of his career.

I've lost my iPod. :(

What do I do now? Go back to CDs?

As interesting and as cool as this trailer looks, I swear I am so sick and tired of filmmakers thinking that there HAS TO BE some little kid in a horror movie that says stuff like, "Don't be scared, Mommy", or "He just wants to come out and play with us", or any other number of random "chilling kid-lines". Even in The Sixth Sense, which was good, but not great, (it was way over-hyped), Haley Joel Osment got on my nerves. I just wanted to punch him in the face.

It's stupid. It's a crutch. And it was never scary. It's just plain annoying.*



*Footnote: This does not apply to all children in horror films. Considering one of my favorite horror movies is The Omen, that is different. Damien wasn't channeling evil, he WAS evil.

I love this show. To see them bust these stupid sickos is just pure entertainment. All these creeps should be locked up and executed.

This is one of my favorites, I can't ever stop laughing at how dumb this guy is. Reminds me a lot of the idiot customers who would come in Wherehouse/Blockbuster from time to time.

Me: "Need some help finding something? Looking for the new Eminem?"

Idiot customer: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....YEP!"

These lyrics here are self-explanatory, but I think them every night before I go to bed.



You think they could've afforded a thinner horse-riding stunt double, but oh well.

We lost one of the greats. He set a standard that will never be equaled.

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

I don't play golf anymore, though.

The following list are signs I see probably within a 5 mile radius of each other on 85 north from Newnan to Union City as I drive to work every morning.


1) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
2) "Right Shoulder Closed"
3) "Right Lane Closed 1000 Feet"
4) "Road Work Ahead"
5) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
6) "Right Shoulder Closed next 6 miles"
7) "Road Work Ahead"
8) "Left Lane Closed 1/2 mile"
9) "Right Lane Closed 1/2 mile"

It almost seems laughable. I hate construction.

Perhaps I will lose it one day and do this:

A new RED BAND trailer for The Happening. Blink and you'll miss the bloody one-armed man!

Last night at the tavern where I play trivia every Monday, this popped up on one of the widescreen TVs on the wall:



Immediately suffering from a 1991 flashback, can somebody please tell me the following:

1) How can this video be so awful and yet the song be so catchy?

2) Did the so-called "writer" of this song just run out of lyrics and couldn't figure out a way to end it so they just had a woman yell "Heeyyyyyyy-heyyyyyyahhhhhhh!" for the remaining 4 minutes of the video?

3) At 5 minutes and 14 seconds, what exactly is that dance that the homies appear to be attempting? Is it an Urban Bunny Hop? I cannot tell.

4) How does one actually become, as it is stated..."Too Legit To Quit"? Is there a certain course that must be passed? Must you wear a badge? And do you receive a diploma for your efforts?


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